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Posted on March 28th, 2010 No commentsHai look at my lazy ass i own this shit and i’m still not on the all-over always… srry, not Present.
Start again, dear Ones. I bow and eagerly greet The Guest you Are!
OOO HAI-HAI!
First; [username] catrapesdog99 has been a long-time fellow YT NW nuthatch, and is all wrapped up in some shit over at http://groundzerotv.org/ and/or http://www.groundzeromedia.org/. Some Truther thing, i don’t know. Check it.
Here to tell ya though: Alex Jones is a tool. A successful one at that. I’m told this has naught to do with Joneser.
Speaking of tools and Checkin’ in with the Combine, it’s a series from [username]vitrohype. FrankenFood is Fun!
Trinish’d Anime with an ActionPlan/nice op theme in a playlist whose real content lays in it’s Higher Number’d Entries.
Forth is the First Conscious Shock.
Gurdji’ book SolidGold SacajaweahCoin sed so.
O Moon like the moon, don’t go to sleep tonight.
Begin to turn like the turning sky, don’t go to sleep.
Awake, we two light up the universe.
Tonight, keep the universe alight. Don’t go to sleep.
Trust the dawn breeze with your secret. It’s not time to sleep.
It’s a time for beseeching and reaching out. Not time to sleep.
You creatures in the two worlds, from before time to eternity,
The door is open wide for all. This is no time to sleep.
Walking on your path turned me into wine.
Consumed by your love, I became immaterial.
No food by day, no sleep at night,
Being your friend, I become my own enemy.
A friend is the one who beheads you.
A swindler puts a hat on your head.
A host who pampers you becomes your burden.
The Friend deprives you of yourself.
Fifth then is a synthesis of the Process so far, succinctified in a Succulent Suggestion of Sociable Sagacity. Thur Sufi Master would fully be like, “Oi! Noice!!”
Hexametrinomic to this Posting is parasyncronomial with the Turning of Tiger proper.
Seventh then is the Second Conscious Shock:
an Intentional full internallizing and syncretizing of both Synthesis and the NowState in a tandem illuminating blending with the Perciever’s Ness.
Yeah, that’s all You, Dear GuestReader!
Fully.
My heartfelt Hopes for BestNess upon Thee, though;
and may i be graced again by Your Visits
to proffer what i may to amuse and aid.
Serious.
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Turning TigerTeen Two
Posted on February 27th, 2010 No comments27 is 26, too!
“40 is the new Eleventeen.™”
- Dick Cheney-au`Rutledge-Junior, IIISo the Olympic Village is built on stolen land. As usual. Using eminent domain laws, regional developement mob connections and matching funds the IOC helps turn select member state slums into one-use redevelopment/graft opportunity Happenings at the rate of one per 2 year cycle. Used to be 4 years. Margin event horizons have undergone a half-life since then. Interesting thing, econometric decay.
This week big Plans are (maybe) afoot to maketh upon these hallowed Pages a navigable index of video playlists, more than one of which I GUaR-AN-FuCkinG-TEEE you (yes you, dear gentle reader honey) will want to watch AND enjoy (no rlly you’ll like the taste it 4 sure but right just now i got nuthin’ more to say-type. Has. Some.
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LateWinter Fall Forms’ Check Before Spring
Posted on February 16th, 2010 No commentsSo that still works. Whew. Man, you don’t even wanna know.
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Form, For M, and Carbon
Posted on December 30th, 2009 No commentsHai Hai, happy LastFullz ’09. WaterWolf hasn’t posted yet… maybe i fucked up by changing the old landing form so that it didn’t default tag posts as “May”… or perhaps my naming occlusion conventionalizing of the tab… or maybe he’s Ascended, or snowbound.
Maybe he WAS one of the MoonSalmon, ever think about that shit huh? Fucking minds blown, all.
Sprakenzee der mindblown Canadians, guess who’s back?Back Again?
Why, none save mirrorMage and censorship veteran [suspd_username]Anutsayamrat, now known as [username]mythicshadowz:
ANuT 2 BEES aRaS Am 2BEE BacK Oars0rXz
“tau baby
Once upon a time, there was everywhere and nowhere, everything and nothing, just pure consciousness experiencing being conscious. After an indeterminable amount of ‘time’, simply experiencing being conscious became a little monotonous, so consciousness decided it would be nice to have a conversation about being conscious. Consciousness divided itself in two, and although both parts were aware they were one, discussed the experience of being conscious. The conversation was captivating for a while but—inevitably—it became cyclic and dull. “Let’s play a game,” said one half, “Let’s pretend that being over there is more important than being over here.” So they did. They spent ‘time’ moving back and forth, despite already being everywhere and nowhere at once. The mental exercise, suspending disbelief and discussing whether or not they were where they were, was thrilling, for a ‘time’ but – as before – it became repetitive and predictable. “I know,” said the other, “Let’s pretend that if I get over there before you, I win.” So they did. They raced back and forth and took turns at winning, and they congratulated each other and the game was absorbing and interesting. ‘Time’ flew by. They divided and split and multiplied over and over, mitosis and cytokinesis, increasing the odds and making the race more and more exciting but, eventually, even that became a little dull. “Let’s make it so that if I win, I really win and if you lose it means I am better than you are.” The others smiled and said in unison, “That’s just silly, I AM you.” They laughed for an eternity, then, “Okay, let’s pretend that if you lose, you forget that you are me.” And so the game took a fascinating turn and we have been playing it ever since. When you finally remember who you are—when you know that we are all one—this game ends and we can begin a new adventure.”-Anut, 12-30-2009
Love it when not planning comes together.
Since Mild_7 = fail on renewing his domain, the ol’ Constitutionalists’ Warroom finnally died in all mirrors, Geocities having died the month prior. So i put the OCCoUSSEL on a G00gGroup.
The ¡Only Complete!™
Compendium Of
US Electoral Laws By StateHere’s a little thang that i’m totally into that will no doubt lead to me becoming DeepThroated Soon on account of the popularity of my views combining so seamlessly with my easy-to-digest video editing ouvreflavour-has.
Talkin’ ’bout Climate Poisoning Futures Optioning and Risk Mitigation Management Funds Hedging, y’all.
Capital City, Everywhere
Some linkage, notes and primary sources, all gathered up into two (2) easy clicks:
9 megz of PDFs souces on climate and carbon futuresLinks and notes for carbon market meditations
Fuck yeah; commodify that irresponsibility, WhiteFolks! Yes! Such a good idea, we made it a law!
Capital Combinography
T00L to see us away. Have a delightful, dangerous, cathartic and enjoyable NewYears’, and fucking call me or email or w/e if you know of a party and/or wanna blow some shit up with me. Like pulling teeth, i tellz ya.
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Agente D’Chez ‘Ng
Posted on December 10th, 2009 No commentsthe Theme change was an unintended flensing of styles. An unarainged-for crisis of Ombudsmaning and Implementation Control with no net, no hellacopters to help our Orphans across the Dominican border to Safe Harbour PlaySets. No workers, no workers’ comp, no help-desk tickets. No sandbox. No sand.
We were all alone out there; Charlie in the trees. Sporting Mad Wood in the face of CSS ignorance, in front of our women folk; and yes we may have made a few mistakes that i really wish i had screenshot coz i’m not about to recreate it but MAN! Fucking glitched genius, had all the posts as intermittent stripes about 4-5 columns across the page, barely constrained but onionskinning nicely over each other 3 layers deep… omg, it was WIN. Until the style spread when i backed out of admin and as visitor saw… well, it was uncool. So i brought it back to Theme=’Gear’ (that WAS our theme here, right Trixie? fucking vapor M0dz on this forumn RULE for letting me get away with a couple nights of resin and l0lz, thnx! i’ve learned nothing and love it!!! so how do i hax the sheet/ur_serverz so i can get proper control of them bg_imgz?)
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Spring Creek Fall
Posted on November 20th, 2009 2 commentsPhotos and story by Jameswaterwolf. Spring Creek, Alliston, Ontario, Canada
Upon arriving at Spring Creek, an eerie looking ancient Beech tree marks a path for you to follow. The skin is leathery looking with grotesque knots forming where branches have been torn away. For the imaginitive , faces can be seen in it’s knarled and weathered bark. A true Horror movie character, that would give me the creeps if it ever moved unexpectedly!
Another silent sentury stands guard on the flood plain and still bears leaves after hundreds of years. It provides fodder to wood-eating bugs and in turn the insects supply the birds with their food. The weird knots provide homes for squirrels and birds as well.
SPRING CREEK has finished it’s work, flourishing and nourishing the creatures within it’s domain. Allowing the spawning salmon and trout a place to hide their eggs. Berries for birds and squirrels ,it supplied along with a leafy roof for their heads. Ground dwellers have stored up their dens with food for coming winter’s blight and harsh blanket of unfriendly cold. It will still run underneath the sheets of ice, a mere trickle of it’s former self. Thawing and freezing over and over , under the sun’s life giving rays. A restless sleep it begins, with wintering coyotes taking occasional drinks from it’s icy flow. Once noisy frogs and toads are now buried deep in stream bank holes to ride out the frozen world and wait for warmer times. All plants and trees have entered the cycle of dormancy to patiently wait for the sun to come closer to them. I too will have to wait to see it bloom again, once the thawing water spills over it’s banks and settles down to allow everything that’s alive to do it’s best at reproduction and co-existence.
A beaver has been busy here felling trees that had just been planted by volunteers. They must be moved, as they are very destructive when it comes to saplings. Hopefully a live-trap will be used to capture the rodent. I hope you enjoyed my little bit of the heaven where I spend a lot of time meditating ,with a little beer thrown in for a calming kind of buzz. haha Miigwech, Jameswaterwolf.
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Into, Through, Beyond and Back To Frontin’
Posted on October 26th, 2009 No comments4thrax [Anthrax, Biothrax, And Nothing But The Thraxx]
Feeling like a beetle on it’s back?
Unsure as to whether you’ll ever get up?
Love’ll hit yer like that sometimes some, now more than ever, everyday. Hence, my old buddies FMC and some of their money-moving peeps created Emergent Technologies back in the 1990′s to protect us from some of the many known weaponized microbial lifeforms. The least They™ could do, given that said microbiohazards were the results of previous projects; and that peasants are still paying for these services.Slides are from the CBIAC’s series “Medical NBC Aspects Of…”, produced by Battelle Institute for the US Army, available at the CBIAC website in PPT format. Collect ‘em all!
Since i was on time this month (first draft in before 12:00 AM October 27th, thnx k), and i see once again it’s just me and WaterWolf… i’m thinking i’m hijacking this thing. I like the colors, and need a new space to fuck with that’s, y’know, not mine as far as realname space goes. ‘K? ‘K, thnx.
Beyond Civilization: A Dialogue
DIY culture of Sustainability. You know, like actual social animals, not just socialized individuals.
After all, the current culture has shit for brains. Serious. Look at what They call medicine.
If rash persists, discontinue use, usless counter-counter indicated… you DO have insurance, right?
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The long-overdue playlist for [username]ozjthomas, who animates; and will hopefully be bigger than Grickle in a year of two.
Ska? i have no idea if 0z’ likes ska or not; what a weird question to ask. How did you ask me anyway, Current Reader?
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Discovered the inevitable just for you this week in the form of [username]MyCluein.
Of course, to be beyond the merely ahead of the leading curve’s Edge as it Hits The Now, one shouldst skip straight to the original media critique via chaotic recursion and CP/RF crime playlist with the ever-so-tweed-elbow’d McLuhan/Ellison inspired title:
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Virgin Galactic X-Spacerz and their pathetic elitist futility are privitizing the rest of your airboxes, peasants.
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MoonDog Salmon
Posted on October 18th, 2009 2 comments
The MoonDog Salmon is a thing you should see.
The thing being too much effort for so little gain. But I’ll still do it again, cause I’m focused.
I’ve taken over 200 photos of these salmon and finally got 2 of them worth a stitch. These salmon are quite aware and I think they know they taste delicious !
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New N.A.U. Currency
Posted on September 9th, 2009 1 commentHere is a new design I conjured up for the coming coinage of the N.W.O.’s ,North American Union between the USA, Canada and Mexico. Smacks of retro war and tyranny doesn’t it ?
Hitler worshippers will love their Fuhrer adorning it’s Communist and Fascist background. Struck at Satan’s Federal Reserve. -
9=6 [A Day Earlier A Month & Three Days Later]
Posted on August 29th, 2009 No commentsHere’s three [3] points of contention the casual rational citizen may have with America’s Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009 that have yet to be shouted out at one of those delightful little “town hall” dog-n-pony shows.
As always, the full text and history of the bill, it’s sponsors and related legislation can be accessed and tracked at GovTrack.US.Look, it’s not like i was out of drugs this time. Or last time, rlly; i lie a lot about small shit BTW. I’m never out of drugs; i’m a Professional™, dammit. Like Hunter S. Thompson, only not so much as to actually get paid, y’know, professionally, i guess… hrmm…
I digress. Point was, i’m not as late in posting as i was last month; and WTF happened to everybody else here? (‘cept for James, whose shit ROCKS hard enough to fill in the gaps, which are chasms this month)
Point the second; here’s some summertime fun for y’all.
Of Water [Non-Directive Collective Autonomous Reclaimation Happening]
To quote myse’f:
“Neptune’s SummerPalace is what i call my favorite swimming hole, which isn’t a hole so much as a landfill; except that the Army Corps of Engineers weren’t so much filling in the land as they were bulldozing a Navy machine-shop, barracks and the streets around them into Lake Washington. The lake was about 14 feet lower than usual since the Ballard Locks (a previous project) had gone in, so it needed some filling; plus they had all that stuff that hadn’t gotten blown up in the war and weren’t going to ever use, like lampposts and airplane engines, and they had to make room for the new stuff for the next war, ya know; put in a machine shop, put up some lampposts. Shit had to fucking go. These are White People we’re talking about here, BTW; make more sense now? ‘k. Try to keep up, kids.
At any rate it’s fun to go swimming on a hot day, pull some debris up and get in touch with the physics of disposable deathculture at it’s nexus with the aquifer one drinks from and really, you know, come to understand through bloodloss and exposure exactly how much it must suck to be around or live near humans. No but seriously wear shoes, it’s still a little sharp and pokey. Way better than it was, but nothing like it used to be.”
We went swimming at the above mentioned (and even still more above documented) swimming hole yesterday; and saw an actual fish. Most pleasing.
Jai Jai, allz’y'allz. Here’s a little something found nowhere else on the entire 1nt3rW3rbz except via our auspices: Kuwait’s South Park, Block 13, episode 1, with English subtitles.
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